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You're Amy, a simple 2D girl with a hot 3D girlfriend who has been kidnapped by an evil mastermind who has locked her in a cage and is forcing her to dance and strip, and you're running to try and save her, but you're being thwarted by the penises of death. Or, something like that. There's no actual plot in this game, it's a simple infinite runner with a few twists: there's a 3D girl dancing in a cage while you play, and she removes her clothing based on your score (lifetime - so even if you keep dying, you'll eventually get her naked). Also, you die if you accidentally touch a penis. If it makes you feel better about buying smut on Steam, the proceeds from this game are being donated directly to breast cancer research - we figure if we like them so much, the least we can do is try and look after them.