Last Minute Shopping

Welcome customers, to [REDACTED] furniture store! We’re thrilled that you’ve chosen to silence your inner shopping demons by becoming our customer! Feel free to explore our store to your heart’s content! Check out the upstairs area to find inspiration for your interior decorating journey, pick the product you wish to purchase, and check its price tag for the warehouse location! Then head downstairs, pick up a few loose items on the way, and finish your shopping spree at the self-serve warehouse! After you’re done, be sure to come again! Our store will always offer you a fresh experience, with a new combination of products to buy with each shopping spree! The more you spend, the more we’ll earn! Win-win! Just make sure not to leave your shopping till the very last minute! Shopping takes time, patience, and a calm mind, and doing this under time pressure is no simple task! Features Immersive shopping experience! Feels just like the real thing! 200+ products to purchase, each with its own ridiculous names and gags! Physics! Blow off some steam and cause as much mess as you want! Procedurally generated furniture stores! Just like the real thing! Tons of replayability! Swedish! Many jabs at capitalism and consumerism! It’s free! Your money is no good here! NOTE: Last Minute Shopping is a parody game! The game is not affiliated with any real-life company or property that isn’t listed in the credits!