Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

96% Overwhelmingly Positive

776 Positive

34 Negative

810 Total Reviews

A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

$19.99

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Genres:

Action Adventure Indie Simulation

Developer: Asmodev

Publisher: Ultimate Games S.A.

Release Date: December 5, 2024 (10 months ago)

Game Details

Achievements

Estimated Owners

20000 - 50000

Peak Concurrent Users

Recommendations

665

DLC Count

2 DLCs

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About This Game

Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor. Divine arms at your disposal Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style. Renovate the church The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons. Deliver the villagers from damnation Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home. Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.

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