the feces feasters

the feces feasters: an old gaming clan that used to terrorize the internet now they're a bunch of dead squatting losers that go around being annoying you've been hired by the owner of 12 mansions to clear out one of his beloved mansions of these outdated poop eating losers the feasters can only come into the physical realm if their demands aren't met they go around vandalizing, expelling bodily fluids, wasting electricity, demanding answers to math questions, and much more in order to drive out any potential exorcists but luckily you're not an exorcist but rather an idiot who was promised 2,000 bucks by the mansion's owner in exchange for getting rid of them so who's involved in this charade? 2,000 our mysterious protagonist. he only identifies himself as 2,000 for the 2,000 bucks he plans to collect once he clears the mansion of the feasters G.W. Wuffler the caretaker of the mansion and an incredibly stylish old man quimbius quoniam tries to get into the physical realm with phone calls and mirrors BUTTWH0ler expels his bodily fluids in an attempt to dissuade his enemies from interfering in his business dick tective bad 'artist' that vandalizes any 'canvas' he can get his hands on like an annoying punk mister RED wastes power and loves board games penile lyle a clean freak australian who needs to be deported (from the mansion) immediately evil wheelchair a loyal henchman and ass ass in of penile lyle gliop gilbose quiz master and a collector of loyal subordinates that will do his bidding should you fail to satisfy his whims mr. skeleton top henchman and deadly assassin with fierce loyalty towards gliop gilbose and undying tenacity towards his enemies YurGer loyal henchman of gliop gilbose heflefferjep loyal henchman of gliop gilbose the jester loyal henchman of gliop gilbose Captain Killyou loyal henchman of gliop gilbose juicrbox 255 evil alien that likes snacks and clean dishes the key to surviving and getting your 2,000 bucks is listening to the location of the feasters' attacks and adapting your strategy accordingly to suit the current situation watch your step, the mansion reeks of feces