The Most Awesome Game Ever Made

If you're looking for a Game that will change your life, you've come to the right place! Everything was peaceful on Pixel Island until that dastardly Dr. E. Ville unleashed his Robots upon the land, now it's up to you to save the day!!! The Most Awesome Game Ever Made is a TOTALLY AMAZING Platformer with ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE 2D Side-Scrolling action!! With the help of 11 Chunky Heroes, you'll Run, Jump, Fall, Slide, and Bounce into chaos-filled action. (Try to contain your excitement!!) This Game has everything!!! Robot Sharks? Check! Balloon Bombs? Check! ...Killer Bananas? Checkaroo! GET ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!!! CHOO CHOO!!!! KEY FEATURES Six EPIC Levels of Mayhem and Hilarity! Hundreds of hours of replay value (if you literally have nothing else to do) Intelligent(ish) AI Tremendous Graphics, arguably indistinguishable from real-life. Still not convinced? Then check out the genuine, definitely not made-up, quotes below... 'In my 106 years on this Earth, I have never felt greater joy and excitement, than in the 30 minutes I spent playing this Game.' - My Grandmother 'A masterpiece, that filled the dark void I once had in my life.' - My 18-month old Niece 'As an unbiased source, I rate this Platformer 5 Stars.' - The Developer What are you waiting for??? Download The Most Awesome Game Ever Made now!!!